Although we do sometimes find them in places they oughtn't to be, giving unsolicited advice.
"I'm just inspecting your quality control... your light box sucks. It's clearly not cat-proof."
"We're going to have to have a talk. What's your 5-year business plan? I would say that your focus on jewelry is somewhat short sighted. You're totally missing the booming household market for cat treats and extra scratches."